Social Events
WELCOME FUNCTION – WEDNESDAY AUGUST 4
This is the ultimate networker – led by ABC radio personality Verity James – as delegates are introduced to a team of Perth’s best butchers and chefs. Lots of fun and entertainment – and lamb of course – all taking place around the trade exhibition – as Verity ‘speed dates’ the butchers and fi nds out nearly all there is to know about Perth’s most passionate lamb-loving butchers. This event runs from 6pm to 8pm and will include light cocktail food. Dress code: Smart casual.
THE GALA NOVARTIS GRANDS-LAMB DINNER – THURSDAY AUGUST 5
An opportunity to dress for dinner as we celebrate the sheep and lamb industry in a night of fellowship, entertainment and of course quality lamb on the menu. The Novartis dinner commences with pre dinner drinks in the foyer at 6.30pm and includes the offi cial launch of the Austrailan Sheep and Lamb Industry Roll of Honour. Dress code: Semi formal.
THE SINGING BUTCHERS – MIXED GRILL
Words to the Lambex Songs
All You Need Is Lamb (to the tune of All You Need Is Love)
Lamb LambLamb
Lamb LambLamb
Lamb LambLambLambLamb
Solo:
You come home from work, you know what you need/
A big hearty meal, you need a good feed/
You look at your plate and you know what would be great/
It’s meaty!
(Baa BaaDaah, Baa Baa Lamb, Lamb, Lamb)
I go to the fridge and what do I see/
A big rack rack of lamb in front of me/
The vegies are there, but to me they just don't compare/
They're wimpy!
(Baa BaaDaah, Baa BaaDaah)
All you need is lamb! (All you need is lamb!)
All you need is lamb! (All you need is lamb!)
All you need is lamb, lamb. Lamb is all you need!
All you need is lamb! (Put it on your plate!)
All you need is lamb! (Doesn’t it taste great!)
All you need is lamb, lamb. Lamb is all you need!
Wild Irish Lamb (to the tune of My Wild Irish Rose)
A butcher I wanna be/Serving customers with glee/
I’ll make a million bucks, knowing mince from my chucks/
It’s a butchers life for me (for me)
In the shop at the crack of dawn/Putting my apron on/
I sharpen my knife,oh ain’t this the life/
It’s a butchers life for me.
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There was a man named Vince/ Who made the Perth public wince/
He admired the horse, not on the race course/
Now we wonder…….. what's in his mince?
But now you're in the right place/ Your lamb will take first place/
We wish the folks would not have misunderstood/
Please Vince don't you have a long face.
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An apprentice in my first year/Copped lambs fry behind the ear/
My mates I did thank, dunked in the brine tank/
It’s a bu-u-tchers life from here.
As a butcher I’m going to flirt/With everything in a skirt/
A wink and a smile we’ll chat for a while/
The odd suggestion oh what could it hurt??
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Now flirting is part of my life/But this time it got me in strife/
With the clang of a cleaver/I knew I should leave her/
I had hit up the bosses wife!
The cleaver just missed my ear/ The boss he filled me with fear
Chased me ‘round the shop,he gave me the chop
It was the end of my butcher’s career, career
The end of my butcher’s / car………eer (Bu-tcher’s career)
Ewe Got It! (to the tune of “You Got It!”)
Oo--oo-ooh, Oo--oo-ooh
Every time I look into your sheepy eyes (Ba-aa)
I see a roast with vegies, my oh my!
Two shanks, four chops, some steak, a brain,
lamb’s fry, two racks, a roast for mains.
Any lamb I want you got it
Any cut I need you got it
Anything at all, you got it
Ba-a-a-a-aby! You got it!
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I see a feast that stacks up to the sky (sky)
So many ways to cook it let’s just try!
A grill, a stew, a barbecue,
A roast, a fry or in a pie
Any lamb you want, I got it
Any cut you need, I got it
Anything at all, we got it
Ba-a-a-a-aby! You got it!
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Everytime I see that guy on TV – Sam (TV Sam, oh)
Everything he says just makes me want some lamb.
Keko, you know, you are the man
Australia we love our lamb!
Any lamb you want, we got it
Any cut you need, we got it
Any lamb at all, we got it
Ba-a-a-a-aby!You got it
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Every time I look into your sheepy eyes (Ba-aa)
I see a roast with vegies, my oh my!
Two shanks, four chops, some steak, a brain,
lamb’s fry, two racks, a roast for mains.
Any lamb I want you got it
Any cut I need you got it
Anything at all, you got it
Ba-a-a-a-aby!
Any lamb you want, we got it
Any cut you need, we got it
Any lamb at all, we got it, Ba-a-by
Any lamb you need, (you got it)
Any lamb at all, (you got it)
He-----y o---h whoa, you got it
Wild Irish Lamb (to the tune of My Wild Irish Rose)
A butcher I wanna be/Serving customers with glee/
I’ll make a million bucks, knowing mince from my chucks/
It’s a butchers life for me (for me)
In the shop at the crack of dawn/Putting my apron on/
I sharpen my knife,oh ain’t this the life/
It’s a butchers life for me.
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There was a man named Vince/ Who made the Perth public wince/
He admired the horse, not on the race course/
Now we wonder…….. what's in his mince?
But now you're in the right place/ Your lamb will take first place/
We wish the folks would not have misunderstood/
Please Vince don't you have a long face.
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An apprentice in my first year/Copped lambs fry behind the ear/
My mates I did thank, dunked in the brine tank/
It’s a bu-u-tchers life from here.
As a butcher I’m going to flirt/With everything in a skirt/
A wink and a smile we’ll chat for a while/
The odd suggestion ohwhat could it hurt??
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Now flirting is part of my life/But this time it got me in strife/
With the clang of a cleaver/I knew I should leave her/
I had hit up the bosses wife!
The cleaver just missed my ear/ The boss he filled me with fear
Chased me ‘round the shop,he gave me the chop
It was the end of my butcher’s career, career
The end of my butcher’s / car………eer (Bu-tcher’s career)
Ewe Got It! (to the tune of “You Got It!”)
Oo--oo-ooh, Oo--oo-ooh
Every time I look into your sheepy eyes (Ba-aa)
I see a roast with vegies, my oh my!
Two shanks, four chops, some steak, a brain,
lamb’s fry, two racks, a roast for mains.
Any lamb I want you got it
Any cut I need you got it
Anything at all, you got it
Ba-a-a-a-aby! You got it!
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I see a feast that stacks up to the sky (sky)
So many ways to cook it let’s just try!
A grill, a stew, a barbecue,
A roast, a fry or in a pie
Any lamb you want, I got it
Any cut you need, I got it
Anything at all, we got it
Ba-a-a-a-aby! You got it!
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Everytime I see that guy on TV – Sam (TV Sam, oh)
Everything he says just makes me want some lamb.
Keko, you know, you are the man
Australia we love our lamb!
Any lamb you want, we got it
Any cut you need, we got it
Any lamb at all, we got it
Ba-a-a-a-aby!You got it
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Every time I look into your sheepy eyes (Ba-aa)
I see a roast with vegies, my oh my!
Two shanks, four chops, some steak, a brain,
lamb’s fry, two racks, a roast for mains.
Any lamb I want you got it
Any cut I need you got it
Ba-a-a-a-aby!
Any lamb you want, we got it
Any cut you need, we got it
Any lamb at all, we got it, Ba-a-by
Any lamb you need, (you got it)
Any lamb at all, (you got it)
